China - Where to begin??... ohh yeah Part Zir'o: The Gathering

Well quite recently I got this very brilliant idea.. (from my mom and my childhood friends mom) - I thought, Why not go to China?? And why not bring my childhood friend and homie Andreas?

I made sure that my empty calender was even more empty during the summer, and then contacted Andreas.
It showed out when I asked Andreas - "wanna go with me to Asia and help my brother in China, to rock the very foundations of Chinese culture??" - that he somehow too had got this brilliant idea (Funny coincidence right??), therefore the immediate spontaneous answer were: "YEAH, nihihihice idea.. LETS DO IT!!"

So it became that the gang of Danish Rocker Vikings' were created.. Two young adventurers, who both were eager to plan an campaign about conquering China.

However it didn't take long before this genius plot was exposed around in town, people were talking about it in the dark sleazy allyes, and that was the reason that an oldschool newschool classmate Nina heard about this and immediatly decided to call me with the introducing words "WHAT THE FUCK!!?" "You shouldn't go to China it is to dangerous, they eat dogs, and maybe even people too!!"
I was of course shocked, but still reassured, so I answered

"Of course we MUST go.. We're Danish.. We're strong and aggressive, we can take care of our self, they would'nt dare to eat us. Especially not if you came along!"
she played the casual card.. "NOO I don't wanna go.. China is not dangerous enough for me.. Besides, the campaign you are planing will cross over the trip to Sweden, and you know that neither you nor me have missed ONE SINGLE TRIP yet (High five!!).. So if we break the tradition, the younger council will be very disappointed!"

Of course me and my brilliant brain had already thought about this problem, and thanks to my powerfull contacts in the elder counsil of Team Sweden, i were able to redirrect the date's of the trip, in a quite unoffical way... So the problem was allready being taken care of. I replied "Relax Baby.. It's already taken care of! You won't break any tradition by coming to China, they moved the trip, cause we are too awsome to be missed out on!" the immediate response was "Ohh Kasper MY HERO!!"

And so it was decided, the Danish Rocker Wikings gang got an extra party member..

We simply HAD to go, and so we did, and then we lived happily ever after! - Theeeeee END!! ?