Malenes farewell party

There comes a time for everyone, where they will have to rip out their roots, and find the next sunny spot in the big wide world, a lot more words could be added here, but since I'm only writing to consume peoples spare time (MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA), I will jump directly to the evening..

It started out like this...
A masterpiece called "Sinister imagination"

- Created by (a very mature) Jon..

... Well not quite started out like that.. Malene intended to have the party in the garden.. But due to some grumpy weather-gods we decided to keep the party inside.. It was very intimidating weather!!
Now since Malene's home at the moment is filled with packed stuff, we had to find another place for the party... MY CRIP - OHHH YEAH... But as usual A LOT OF CLEANING had to be done, so people came over short after i finished the cleaning at 21:00..

Now as most people know my house is filled with an awesome aura - witch makes people drunk as soon as they just touch alcohol, so at 23:00 people looked like this:

After sitting just a short while more (not needing alcohol at all, because of my awesomeness), we realized that this would go wrong, we got too drunk too fast.. So something drastic had to be done!

Therefore we tried to get to the local bar "Høönen", since it's not as awesome as my place people won't get drunk'er, fast'er.
But Höønen was closed, so we needed a plan.. This were the time I used my intellect and brilliance to find people a party, that we crashed... It was the best party ever!! There were free champaign, hot tubs and lots of girls running around in bikini's, men too unfortunately (cause THOSE people weren't intimidated by the weather-gods!). They told us that we only had this chance to stay at the party, if we left we wouldn't be allowed to come back in..


Now everyone yelled "FINE LETS ROCK!"..
.. except Jon, he didn't "want to crash a party", he told us about a place being even more awesome, with some people we know!! And boy didn't it show out to be as wrong as ever.. cause WHERE WAS THE FREE CHAMPAGNE?? AND HOT TUBS AND BIKINI'S?? HUH JON??
Well for he deffence, the people at the other place where nice.. But there were not a single guy or gal in there, without their own pack of cigarettes.. so everything where extremly smokey... We sat down and started to drink with the new people, wich we of course didn't know as Jon promised, and suddently the really neat stuff started to happen... well of course i can't write what happened, cause i can't remember anything.. NO PICTURES OR VISSIBLE SCARS! And that's the end of that evening, you should have been there, it was WILD!!
(nothing really happened.. got home at 3 o clock, and forgot to bring my camera..)

Some details of this night, might be a little blurry due to drunkness.. But the part about the hot tubs, free champagne and guys and girls in bikini's were true!!

Now enough of that stuff, here's the picture of the post, it's dedicated to the person, who is going to leave us because she has found a new path to a future.. Watch out for those "jutland'ers" in Esbjerg, they are dangerous!! And remember to brush your teeth for every time you wash your hands!!!

Hope you the best of luck in the future.. Thanks for the many great parties, and the friendly warmth you brought with you! We will miss you!!