Rest In Peace (Tree OF CHERRISH!!??)

Hmm this other day, me and my neighbour Indridridididiridiridi (Called Indi/Indy!!) experienced this really weird thing in our garden...

The background of the story goes back to long before I moved in to morbærhaven.
Some goddess of cherries decided to post.. NO PLANT!! a tree in our garden, (just in front of Indy and Ebbas window)... A cherry tree!! This cherry tree grew big, and started... wait actually the goddess decided to plant 2 more trees in our garden... but they are not relevant to this episode... I think... hmmm.... Naaah... WELL back on track!

This special cherry tree grew quite big, and started to carry the most delicious cherries in our united kingdom of Albertslund (Yes I'm one of the original owners of my hometown!).
This other day I sat in front of my computer and nerded some Rome (total war... YEAH DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!!), when suddenly i heard a strange noise coming from our garden...
I could hear Indi's voice, so I went out to see what was happening, and saw a weird guy standing on our fence picking the cherries, with some kids outside the garden..

Of course i reacted with a little bit of surprise and a bit of anger too! I told him to get down from there, before destroying our fence.. But he refused and claimed that he could do whatever he wants in our garden, since he had been livin here for a longer time.. When Indi said the same thing the guy responded with aggression, and told us that he could put the kids home and come back and "fuck with us".. Of course we didn't really care for he's reaction at the first.. But he started to sound more and more serious while we tried to reason with him.. And in the end he claimed to pay us a new visit with a knife, and left...

The short and the long lines of this story is, that everyone around agreed that this cherry-tree had to be sacrificed, in order to keep threatening idiots out, and to get some more peace in the garden... And so it came to the destruction of the cherry tree:'( RIP, I didn't even get to get good pictures of you!! (yes talking to a tree!!)

Something the fence-climbing idiots won't get (apart from a functional brain)!!

And now to the happy point of the day... The usual picture of the post!!

Now THAT evening was crazy!! Apart from sniffing sugar, we played a game called "131".. Well it's a good game, it makes you extremely drunk, quite fast...

Of course we played it in the middle of the night, which had some consequences

(Warning if you are my parents, you shouldn't read this part!).. The consequences was that during the game a participant went to the toilet (Some strange sounds came from there) and went back to the game.. She (ups, a lead!!) forgot to wash her mouth after shouting at "UuUuUuUlrik".. and as people can guess this kind of shouting gives you a really dirty mouth! Well she continued the game anyways, and when the Sergent (UPS ONE MORE LEAD) had to drink from the same glass, he realized that beer didn't taste that clean anymore... So he went for the toilet too!! This is the part where Jon and I (UPS NAMES!!) made a telepathic conversation and agreed to go visit some bushes in my parents garden.. of some wierd reason, we also had to join the rank of the ulrik shouters...

That night were the night of the living drunkers... 5 out of 6 had an unfortunate experience of tasting the same beer two times

Did I say too much??

Malenes farewell party

There comes a time for everyone, where they will have to rip out their roots, and find the next sunny spot in the big wide world, a lot more words could be added here, but since I'm only writing to consume peoples spare time (MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA), I will jump directly to the evening..

It started out like this...
A masterpiece called "Sinister imagination"

- Created by (a very mature) Jon..

... Well not quite started out like that.. Malene intended to have the party in the garden.. But due to some grumpy weather-gods we decided to keep the party inside.. It was very intimidating weather!!
Now since Malene's home at the moment is filled with packed stuff, we had to find another place for the party... MY CRIP - OHHH YEAH... But as usual A LOT OF CLEANING had to be done, so people came over short after i finished the cleaning at 21:00..

Now as most people know my house is filled with an awesome aura - witch makes people drunk as soon as they just touch alcohol, so at 23:00 people looked like this:

After sitting just a short while more (not needing alcohol at all, because of my awesomeness), we realized that this would go wrong, we got too drunk too fast.. So something drastic had to be done!

Therefore we tried to get to the local bar "Høönen", since it's not as awesome as my place people won't get drunk'er, fast'er.
But Höønen was closed, so we needed a plan.. This were the time I used my intellect and brilliance to find people a party, that we crashed... It was the best party ever!! There were free champaign, hot tubs and lots of girls running around in bikini's, men too unfortunately (cause THOSE people weren't intimidated by the weather-gods!). They told us that we only had this chance to stay at the party, if we left we wouldn't be allowed to come back in..


Now everyone yelled "FINE LETS ROCK!"..
.. except Jon, he didn't "want to crash a party", he told us about a place being even more awesome, with some people we know!! And boy didn't it show out to be as wrong as ever.. cause WHERE WAS THE FREE CHAMPAGNE?? AND HOT TUBS AND BIKINI'S?? HUH JON??
Well for he deffence, the people at the other place where nice.. But there were not a single guy or gal in there, without their own pack of cigarettes.. so everything where extremly smokey... We sat down and started to drink with the new people, wich we of course didn't know as Jon promised, and suddently the really neat stuff started to happen... well of course i can't write what happened, cause i can't remember anything.. NO PICTURES OR VISSIBLE SCARS! And that's the end of that evening, you should have been there, it was WILD!!
(nothing really happened.. got home at 3 o clock, and forgot to bring my camera..)

Some details of this night, might be a little blurry due to drunkness.. But the part about the hot tubs, free champagne and guys and girls in bikini's were true!!

Now enough of that stuff, here's the picture of the post, it's dedicated to the person, who is going to leave us because she has found a new path to a future.. Watch out for those "jutland'ers" in Esbjerg, they are dangerous!! And remember to brush your teeth for every time you wash your hands!!!

Hope you the best of luck in the future.. Thanks for the many great parties, and the friendly warmth you brought with you! We will miss you!!

First Time..?

Finally I choose to create a blog, basically I took that decision because the future holds a trip to China, and people should be able to see the progress of me being stupid in another country, with a whole different culture..

Of course this blog is created for lots of other things like random thoughts, events and possibly also parties..

Even though I'm not English, this blog will possibly mostly contain English post's. Since not all of my friends enjoys DNASK! So enjoy my D'english

Now with all that boring stuff out of the way...

This blog WILL be awesome, it will contain such great successes as:

Random picture of the post, with a random poor soul caught in a bad timing, and who forever will be exposed to the world white interwebs!

Lots of English spelling and grandma' mistakes you can laugh at, and thereafter you will feel really really clever!!

And it will be brought to you by the only true Mastermind of this universe!!! (Of course this does indeed mean that the humor might be hard to understand.. When that is the case.. Just smile'n'wave!!

For those of you who like to waste your time here... Knock yourself stupid!!
To everyone else I'm so sorry! pls don't judge me... BUT NOW YOU SEEN IT, AND IT CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Damn almost forgot to keep my blog the awesommest.. Well Here's the picture of the post

This is a random unknown guy.. (Definitely not me..)

In a random unknown situation.. (Definitely not running around drunk in the town..)

At a random unknown spot.. (Definitely not during a ski-trip in Val Thorens [France]..)

And it looks like this random unknown guy has no teeth.. Haha that's funny!!